Quote of the day (/night)

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

This blog is awesome.
Quotes from a man talking asleep,
written down by his wife.

Why does my guy just talk about eating tables
and growing weed when he's sleeping?
(No offense, dear, it still is amusing.
And you can stroke a cat while you're sleeping,
that may be one of my favourite skills of yours.)