Thursday, May 6, 2010


Oh yes, yes you did.
And I keep you (at least partially)
responsible for all those years I spent
feeling abnormal and ugly
because of my flat, thin hair.
Which, for your information,
is the NORMAL hair type with at least
three-fourths of Finnish ladies.

Because of this I won't be watching or buying
any of your movies, shows or products
before you have a flat-haired, partially bald
heroine that looks AWESOME all the time
with her hairdo.
Or one with a mohawk that won't hold up,
cause that's what happens in a REAL word
with GRAVITY, at least if you're not ready
to put glue in your hair.

I hope you feel guilty and sorry.
And yes, I do have a bad hair day.

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