Monday, November 30, 2009

Monday despair of a customer service personnel

- This book is due today, but I still need it. Can I renew it?
- Absolutely no idea. But with my superpowers I'm gonna find it out soon.

- Can I pay my fines?
- Well, I never say no to money. As long as there isn't any sex involved...

- Can I return this book?
- Well, why not?

- Can I get a new password?
- Can I dance a little dance every time it rains?
- Sorry?
- Yes, yes you can. As long as you don't ask any more stupid questions.

- How are you?
- And why do you ask that?

PS. I've only used number one in real life. So no need to pull that paper bag to your head, luv.

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