Nutcase

On Wednesday I spent a while (quite a long while actually) cracking nuts.
It was my first time, as pathetic as it may sound.
But I'm allergic to nuts, so why to crack them if you can't eat them?
Ha, that's how I used to think, before I found out how fun it is.
So I just caused a huge pile of nuts my boyfriend had to eat so it wouldn't be a total waste.
"Damn you, you allergic squirrel", he said while chewing on them.